Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Goose

When I was in Lublin, Poland, I sat in the Old Town square and had a conversation with a young Belorussian man: Him – “Why do you Americans drive such big cars?” Me – “To compensate for our small penises.” … Continue reading

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A brief Tribute to Women

Let me tell you a little bit about myself: For much of 2011 and nearly all of 2012, I didn’t talk to women. ¬†Of course there were unusual circumstances, family members, cashiers, waitresses and the like, but on the whole, … Continue reading

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