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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Cactus Porn
Cacti are proof God is a pervert. I have recently taken a liking to deserts. They tend to have an unwelcoming and demented ambiance that I find mostly confusing and slightly titillating. It is as if they were stripped of their … Continue reading
Places Worse than Dorris: Episode II
After my failure with Blythe, I had lost hope in finding anywhere in the Sonoran Desert worse than Dorris. The drive from Blythe to Phoenix is void of even the smallest civilization (aside from Quartzsite) and even if there was … Continue reading
Blythe
My search for places worse than Dorris took me to Blythe, CA. I went to Blythe hoping its name was an onomatopoeia for its aura.* I was certain this town would be a contender; it fit all the prerequisites: small … Continue reading
How I defeated the Pacific Skyline Council (a first-hand lesson in economics)
(reblogged from my livejournal) In the summer of 2001, after I was in eighth grade, I went to the National Boy Scout Jamboree. For those of you who don’t know what the Jamboree is, it’s a Boy Scout event that … Continue reading
Destructors of Sentimentality
I’m a firm believer in the sentimental moments in life. We should all cherish tender and personal moments more often than we do. They are what make us human and emotionally complete. Unfortunately, life is like a movie. Too much … Continue reading
Exalted Bowels
I know it seems like I blog about poop a lot. I assure you, I don’t actually talk about poop this much in real life. Actually I do, and here’s why: pooping is fantastic. I cannot stress enough how much … Continue reading
Always Trust Strangers
Never trust strangers. 99.99%* of people out there are not out to rob you, rape you, kill you, or do you any harm in any way. But what about the 00.01%? They’re lurking in the streets, right? RIGHT? Let me … Continue reading
